[Are you sexist, or are you Yorkshire? Quiz UK news The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/shortcuts/2016/nov/21/are-you-sexist-or-are-you-yorkshire-quiz-michael-parkinson-helen-mirren)

Helen Mirren appears on your chatshow. Do you …

a) Fixate on her breasts.

b) Erode at an imperceptible rate thanks to the unforgiving cruelty of the sea, while waiting to be consumed totally by the powerful nature of the universe. Also, tell her you quite liked her in The Queen.