pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

“You look pretty today.”

“Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick.”

when will  straight boys stop

Why is there the assumption that I tried to get out of the “friendzone”? Maybe that compliment was just stating a truth that I felt might brighten the shitty day I saw all over her face and “aw thanks” was already more of an overt reaction than I expected for a simple “I liked that presentation. The hard work you put in was worth it.”