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“My child is a plant.”
i-fell-in-love-with-donnie-darko:
Amazing photos!
the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
“Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!”
“Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?”
“That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!”
“Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—”
*BAM*
“Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?”
“ifckinhateyu”
“HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER”
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW.”
“What?”
“My child is a plant.”
