Pastafarians of the world divide!

Pastafarians of the world, how can you expect your religion to be taken seriously or even seriously unseriously or even at all? Ever religion worth its salt needs to have at least two, better more, sects!

To rectify this egregious oversighgt, I propose we divide pastafarians into two major camps:

• those that worship his holy noodliness by eating pasta
• the (self)righteous ones that call such behaviour blasphemous - they avoid anything that could even remotely be construed as pasta in their diet

We could then avoid having viscious debates about pasta (dietary item vs. object of adoration) by grudgingly glaring at each other.

Of course once we have sects, sectarian conflict is mandatory. And the really heavy hitters have shown that any religion in the upper league needs to have had a few religious wars.

Considering the generally peaceful nature of pastafarians, I suggest we employ modern technology for the task. By utilising games like this we can be responsible for the senseless massacre of millions of (albeit virtual) people within days, rather than the months and years those others needed.

So heed my call and let’s take this thing to the next level. Pastafarians of the world divide!